I showed him my bush... on skype.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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