They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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