Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Randomize
