There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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