it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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