Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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