but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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