I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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