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(734): View more from Michigan

operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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(703): View more from Virginia

im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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(240): View more from Maryland

Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.

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(407): View more from Florida

I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

did you make it home?

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i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)

(778): View more from British Columbia

hahah close nuff if it isnt

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Shame - the story of my life.

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