I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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