it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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