either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
