Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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