I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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