so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm at about main and main street
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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