I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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