I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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