And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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