Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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