I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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