so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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