WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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