There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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