I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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