do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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