I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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