Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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