we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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