I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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