in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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