Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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