I think i peed on brittanys purse
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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