Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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