ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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