You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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