dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
