I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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