Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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