This is not my ceiling
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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