i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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