Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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