Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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