Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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