At least make sure they are 18
Why
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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