No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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