Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Your dad touched me again.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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