Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have feelings that need drinking.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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