chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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