The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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