god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
false alarm. still invincible.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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