So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
